Sung to the tune by the Charlie Daniels Band:
Devil Went Down to Georgia

The Devil Went Down to R1

The devil went down to R1
He was looking for a job to steal
With an axe to grind because he'd been maligned
or so Dennis did wrongly feel
When he came across this young man
Saving a document and making it hot
And the devil jumped up on his bully-pulpit stump
And said, Boy, let me tell you what...

I guess you didn't know it
But I'm a document writer too
And if you'd care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you
Now you play pretty good with Adobe, boy
But give the devil his due
I bet a Cafe Press Store against your soul
Cause I think I'm better than you

The boy said "My name's Johnny
And it might be a sin
But I'll take you bet, your gonna regret
Cause I'm the best that's ever been"

Johnny fire up your brain
And play your 'puter hard
Cause hell's broke loose in R1
And Rayburn deals the cards
And if you win
You get this Cafe Press Store yes you see
But if you lose, then Rayburn becomes RC

The devil opened up his email
And he said "I'll start this show"
And fire flew from his finger tips
As he tore up the keyboard
As he misquoted the membership handbook
The region made a evil hiss
Then the chaplian's cronies joined in
And it sounded something like this...

When the devil finished Johnny said
Well you're pretty good old son
But sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you how it's done

Fire in the Region, run boys run!
Rayburn's in the house of the rising sun
Jaguar's in the CQ savin' the show
AB does he make sense no child no

Rayburn bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that Cafe Press Store
On the ground at Johnny's feet
Johnny said "Devil just come on back online
If you ever want to try again
Cause I told you once, you son of bitch
We're the best there's ever been"