DYAR'S PARADOX

(To the tune of Gangsters Paradise...)

As I browse through my mountain of email
I take a look at my inbox
and realize there is too much left
'cause I've been blasting Bill Herrmann for so long
that even Akers thinks that my mind has gone
but I've nevered e-whipped Bill when he didn't deserve it
me being treated like Dave Blaser -- that's uncalled for
you betta watch how ya be posting
and what fleeters you are toasting
or you and Dave Horner might be foaming at the mouth
I hate to trip, but I gotta log off
as they burn, I see myself in flame retardent underwear
fool, I'm the kinda queen bee the little g wanna be
on their knees in the night
saying prayers to the whip's might!

Been spending most our bytes
living in a Dyar's Paradox.
Keep spending most our bytes
Living in Dyar's Paradox

It's a situation that fleet be facing
EC won't own the list, it can't be made by the FLEET
So we gotta be down with a hoodlum admin
Too many frequent questions, got me chasing posts
I'm educating fools about rights on the list
Gotta FAQ on my screen and a gleam in my eye
I'm a god-like admin, set banning abusers
And my homies is down so don't anger me luser
Fool, banning ain't nothing but a heart beat away
You're posting mail do or die, what can I say?
You been on 23 days now but will you see twenty-four?
The way your acting I just don't know.

Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones we ban are you and me?

Been spending most our bytes
living in a Dyar's Paradox.
Keep spending most our bytes
Living in Dyar's Paradox

Power in the email, email in the power,
Message after message, hour after hour
Everybody's posting, but half of them ain't thinking
So sure that this starship is sinking
But I don't know who's reading
They say I gotta be lenient
But nobodys gonna work with me
If they don't understand, who can agree with me?
I guest they can't, I know they won't
They rant the most,
That's how I know my list has too many posts, foo!

Been spending most our bytes
living in a Dyar's Paradox.
Keep spending most our bytes
Living in Dyar's Paradox

Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones we ban are you and me?

Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones we ban are you and me?