BECAUSE I GOT HIGH

I was a really smart guy, before I got high...
I would have never joined SFI, then I got high...
I'm all signed up now and I know why...
Cause I got high,
cause I got high,
cause I got high

Wasn’t gonna join a chapter, but I got high...
Called y’all nerds with laughter, then I got high...
Now I’m wearing a SFMC uniform, and I know why...
Cause I got high,
cause I got high,
cause I got high

I wasn't gonna be a Department Chief, but I got high...
Couldn't stand all the grief, then I got high...
I'm drowning in paperwork, and I know why...
Cause I got high,
cause I got high,
cause I got high

I was failing OCC, because I got high...
Didn't even want the degree before I got high...
I'm buying the answers on eBay, and I know why...
Cause I got high,
cause I got high,
cause I got high

I didn’t want to be CO, but I got high...
Was all prepared to tell everyone no, but I got high...
Now I’m filing MSRs and I know why...
Cause I got high,
cause I got high,
cause I got high

I had no desire to be RC, till I got high...
Then my supporters voted for me while I was high...
Now I got RC privs in the database and I know why...
Cause I got high,
cause I got high,
cause I got high

I wasn't gonna do the CQ, but then I got high...
But it was something else to do while I was high...
The Trek content is gone and I know why...
Cause I got high,
cause I got high,
cause I got high

I wasn’t gonna serve STARFLEET, but then I got high...
The CS handed me that joint so discrete, and then I was high...
Now I’m on the EC, and I know why...
Cause I got high,
cause I got high,
cause I got high

I wasn't gonna do the CQ again, but then I got high...
My peace of mind went down the drain, because I was high...
The CQ is now late and I know why...
Cause I got high,
cause I got high,
cause I got high

I shouldn't have run for CS, but I got high...
Should have claimed I didn’t want the stress, but I got high...
Now everyone’s bitching at me, and I know why...
Cause I got high,
cause I got high,
cause I got high

I was gonna quit 'Fleet, until I got high...
I was tired of being treated like shit then I got high...
'Fleet is still messed up and I know why...
Cause I got high,
cause I got high,
cause I got high

Are you really high man?

He really is high man! Get Fleety with it!
Oh bring Dan back

Say what, say what?

Oh, Because I'm high,
Because I'm high,
because I'm high