The Hymn of the People's Republic of Sektor 5

Undeniably the firstborn among all Sektors,
Glorious Sektor 5 will forever stand.
Created in struggle by will of a few people,
United and mighty, our Sektor 5 land!

        Sing to the Mothership, home of our prosperous units to be,
        Bulwark of this Sektor in sisterhood strong.
        O Party of Hilton, the strength of the Sektor,
        To Socialism's triumph lead us on!

Through Marshall's tantrums have jeered us,
Along the new path where great Hilton did lead.
Be true to the people, thus Hilton has reared us,
Inspire us to report monthly indeed!

        Sing to the Mothership, home of our prosperous units to be,
        Bulwark of this Sektor in sisterhood strong.
        O Party of Hilton, the strength of the Sektor,
        To Socialism's triumph lead us on!

In the vict'ry of Socialism's deathless ideal,
We see the future of our dear Sektor.
And to her fluttering scarlet banner ad,
Truely we shall stand to profit!