ONE NIGHT ON XWORLD

#STARFLEET:

XWorld, IRC network
Talk to a member and kickban the jerk
The creme de la creme of the Starfleet in a
Channel with everything but XS

Time flies - doesn't seem a day
Since we escaped from the Undernet fray.
All change - don't you know that when you
Chat at this level there's no ordinary venue

It's Undernet... or the #starfleet2... or FleetChat... or... or this place!

XWORLD:

One night in XWorld and the net's your oyster
Our ops are perfect as an op can be
You'll find a op ringing the bells of cloister
And if you're lucky then the op's a she
Our net is defended by BElannaT

#STARFLEET:

One net's very like another
When a netsplit loses your connection, brother

XWORLD:

It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity
To blame it on the ops, we're really not that shitty

#STARFLEET:

Whaddya mean? Ya seen one crowded, flaky, mid-managed server...

XWORLD:

You're just jealous that we
have ops - that's why you don't like me

#STARFLEET:

Get lost! You're talking to a netter
who's seen networks run faster and better
I get my kicks above the O-line, sunshine

XWORLD:

One night in XWorld makes a hacker humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in XWorld and the trekkers tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I wish I still had XS spying there for me

#STARFLEET:

BB's gonna be the witness
To the ultimate test of channel fitness
This grips me more than would a
day spent banning clonebots or bragging to the channel

And thank God I'm only watching FleetBot, controlling it

I don't see you guys rating
The kind of move I'm contemplating
I'd let you watch, I would invite you
But the op criteria we use would not excite you

So you better go back to your #xsmsg, your #xworld, your wallops...

XWORLD:

One night in XWorld and the world's your oyster
Our ops are perfect as an op can be
You'll find an op ringing the bells of cloister
And then she'll tell you it's because of she
That XWorld's again safe for you and me

One night in XWorld makes a hacker humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in XWorld and the trekkers tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
If our ops cry it's all because of ye!