THE TEAM TESTOSTERONE TEST
So you think you got what it takes to be a asskicker and gun chewer just like us? We doubt it. But just in case you do feel man enough to try and convince us, here is the Team Testosterone Test. If you somehow do have the right stuff (and prodigous quantities of it), drop us a line. We'll get you a job in our Admin! Somethin' cozy like Inspector General or Treasurer...
Just keep in mind that you are more likely to get membership with those runts at MENSA then be part of the one and only...
TEAM TESTOSTERONE
1. When you see this picture, your first thought is: |
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A. Nice outfit, but stripes are sort of passe. B. Nice Chick! Wooo, Baby! C. Hell F*** Yeah! Bitchin' Set of Wheels! D. My mind draws a blank. |
2. Your favorite NASCAR Driver is: |
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A. Jeff Gordon. He's such a nice young man. B. Dale Earnhardt. He's the Intimidator. C. King Richard. Got a problem with that? D. I don't watch Autoracing. |
3. When it comes to music, it's... |
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A. "Lee! Darling!" |
B. "BRRUUUUUCE!" |
C. "F***in' A right |
D. "Silence is golden." |
4. I prefer my Star Trek... |
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| A. Voyager Janeway provides a good rolemodel for Captain everywhere. |
B. DS9 Sisko's a Captain, likes baseball and blows stuff up. |
C. TOS Kirk got all the babes and kicked more ass than anyone. |
D. TNG Piccard was the thinking mans Captain. |
5. You are Frank Sinatra. |
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A. "Tough luck, kid. Here's $5. Treat yourself to a drink on me. |  |
| B. "Do you have any idea what you just did?" | ||
| C. "Louie, go get Knuckles and Tony. Tell 'em to go easy on the kid. Just break his hands and maybe kneecap or two. And get me a drink." | ||
| D. Isn't Sinatra dead? | ||
Scoring:
If you answered with selection A. in the above 5 questions, you might as well sign up with the GirlPower Team. You'll fit right in. And say hello to Toto.
If you answered with selection B. in the above 5 questions, you most likely live in New Jersey. We might consider you for the Team Testosterone Auxillary.
If you answered with selection C. in the above 5 questions, drop us a line. You are the kind of fine, strapping specimin STARFLEET needs right about now.
If you answered with selection D. in the above 5 questions, you are a mime. Get the F*** away from us!
If you answered with various selections in the above 5 questions, you got some hormonal problems. Go get some hormonal re-balancing therapy.
