The Glorious Crew of the Big Wang

Commanding Officer - General Tony "The Tigger" Kellog

Executive Officer - General Seymore Butts

Chief of Communications/Elections - Staff General Allyson Chains

Master of Obfuscation - LT. General Kurt Ratchinko

Chief of Secuity/Tactical - Staff Colonel Big John Stud

Helmsman - Staff Colonel Wei H'ung

Navigator - Colonel Micheal Hunt

Moral Officer - Coloniel Connie Lingus

Staff Medical Officer - Benjamin Dover